Funny witch jokes & comics

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Some fun witch jokes!

Why did the witch put her clothes in the wash?
She wanted a clean sweep!

Why did the witch go over the mountain?
Because she couldn't go under it!

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off!

Why is "s" a witch's favorite letter?
Because it turns cream into scream. 

What do you do if a witch with a pointy hat sits in front of you at the cinema?
Miss most of the film.

What's the best advice you can give to a witch on a broomstick?
Don't fly off the handle!

Q: What did the witch say to the bride-dress maker?
A: "Well, I'm sorry. That's the way We do it."

Q: What did the witch say to the taxi driver?
A: "Just keep driving. You'll know the house when we get there."

Q: What did the witch say to her blind date?
A: "Looks aren't everything. I can cook."

This is for you, Phoenix. You have always come through on the monkey jokes, so...
Q: What did the witch say to the policeman?



Q: What did the witch say to the gardener?
A: "Uh...on second thought, let's put the petunias over here."

Q: What did the witch say to her housekeeper?
A: "Just sweep the floor. If that broom was good enough for my great-great-grandmother, it's good enough for me."