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Funny Witch Jokes Thu Apr 30, 2020 1:36 pm
What is evil and bounces?
A Witch on a bogo-stick!
How is a witch like a candle?
They are both wicked!
What is the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?
You can not make a broomstick pie!
Why do witches wear name tags?
So we can tell which witch is which!
Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaner chords are too short!
Why can't angry witches fly on brooms?
They always fly off the handle!
What do you call an angry Witch?
A Twitch!
Why did the traveling witch throw up?
Because she was broom sick!
What happened to the witch with the upside down nose?
Every time she sneezes her hat would fly off!
Why won't witches wear flat hats?
Because they see no point in it!
A Witch on a bogo-stick!
How is a witch like a candle?
They are both wicked!
What is the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?
You can not make a broomstick pie!
Why do witches wear name tags?
So we can tell which witch is which!
Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaner chords are too short!
Why can't angry witches fly on brooms?
They always fly off the handle!
What do you call an angry Witch?
A Twitch!
Why did the traveling witch throw up?
Because she was broom sick!
What happened to the witch with the upside down nose?
Every time she sneezes her hat would fly off!
Why won't witches wear flat hats?
Because they see no point in it!
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