What did the monkey say...? - by Astral and Zotron

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What did the astronaut monkey say to Mission Control?

Haha, thats a good one. ^

What did the monkey say to the Engineer?

Thank you.
A : "Yeah, we had one of these in my country. Until it got to the first bridge."

What did the monkey say to the census taker?

What did the monkey say to the mechanic?
"It doesn't matter why I have a backseat full of bananas. Just fix the brakes. But if you need a reason- Because I'm a monkey?! I hope you're almost finished."

What did the monkey say to the store detective?
"Shoplifting? Look closer stupid. I wore this in here."

What did the monkey say to the usher in the movie theater?
"Well this is just great. Every time a banana peel gets thrown it's always the monkey that they come to."

What did the monkey say to his literature teacher?
"So, you're asking a monkey to recite Shakespeare in front of the class? Don't you think that might be a little... oh, I don't know..."FUNNY"!?!?!?! "

What did the monkey say to the phone company?

"What is this little box for? Didn't you say I can order anything I want with it? *yells at the phone* GIVE ME TWO BANANAS! Its not working, I think its broken. Now what?"